Unemployment sucks. FUNemployment sucks less!

On Oct. 30, 2024, my employer eliminated my position (along with several others). Before I had even left the parking lot, I knew I had approach my job search with humility, patience, and curiosity. Luckily, I had amazing friends and a supportive network to help me through what would be a 3.5-month grind.

My FUNemployment Lessons Learned

  • Take advantage of any help you're given. I was provided with an outplacement agency, and while at first their advice seemed elementary ("practice interviewing!" and "update your resume!"), they did have much better advice as time went on.

  • LinkedIn has way more tools than I thought. I thought I was using it well, and I was just a beginner. While I am not sure LinkedIn actually got me the job I accepted, I did appreciate all the lessons I took about how to improve my profile.

  • Track every job in a spreadsheet. I know it sounds tedious, but it helped me so much when I would get a call from a recruiter from a company/role I didn't remember applying to. And the auto-generated emails from companies often don't include the role you even applied to. So those won't help.

  • Create a new email address for job hunting. I didn't do this, and I wish I would have just to compartmentalize better.

  • Nail down your "about me" introduction. It's not a reciting of your resume. It's about 30 seconds of you explaining your professional background.

  • Stay as focused as upbeat as possible. I was so close so many times to spiraling, and then I remember a friend told me that there would be days when I would cry, and that's OK. That's when we phone a friend and read fellow Redditor's success stories.

  • Fellow this Redditor's tips.

By the Numbers

  • 201 jobs applied to (temp jobs not included)

  • 10% interview rate

  • Average # days until reject email (with no interview): 23.5

  • Number of jobs that rejected me same day I applied: 3

  • Average number of days in interview process (application-to-decision time): 38.4 days

  • Number of companies I interviewed with who then ghosted me: 7

  • Award for longest application-to-decision time: Mastercard at 818 days! I made this spreadsheet during unemployment. During that time, I got an email from Mastercard saying I was declined for a position I applied to. I looked in my spreadsheet, and I didn't see it listed. So I looked in my emails and searched for Mastercard. I did indeed interview there (with at least three people) for a communications manager role - in 2022. I got my official rejection from them 818 days later! That role is not listed in the 201 applications.

The Grind: Visualized